We’ve built forts before. See this post and this post. But fall is in the air, the cave has been played out, and it was time for a new one. I thought.
Step 1: Sigh as you look at all the stuff on the coffee table.
Step 2: Clear off table. Check to make sure kitten still fits underneath.
Step 3: Choose fort position and building material.
Step 4: Add weight to keep the fort from coming undone on quick exits.
Step 5: Add second room to the fort by tucking a corner into the recliner.
Step 6: Closely inspect entrances and exits. Make the rules clear – no girls allowed.
Step 7: After all the work is done The Boy, who is allowed, will come home and point out that the cardboard box room is on the belly rubbing rug.
Step 8: Examine the perimeter while you consider the problem.
Step 9: Carefully consider the cardboard box room.
Step 10: Destroy the fort.
Step 11: Destroy the fort!
Step 13: Blame The Girl for this mess. Remind her that girls aren’t allowed. Not even in a half fort.
Step 14: Appreciate the wreckage of the destroyed fort. Have The Girl put the cardboard box back in the corner where it belongs and pull the recliner cave all the way down before the books on the coffee table end up on the floor.
It’s Thunder Thursday! Here are three funnies that people sent me on the Book of Face lately. It’s like they think I’m caught up with my cats or something. It is true that my coworkers completely lend themselves to this sort of thing.