The farmer has been concerned about his livestock. Every once in a while he walks out of his house to find his cattle wiped out. Ten head of cows, left to rot on their sides in the yard.
The pigs have also been victims of this strange phenomenon.
Fed up, the farmer grabbed his rifle and stood guard. He left one dead cow at the corner of the house to attract whatever was attacking the livestock. Finally, a lion came by. A tiny fellow, this lion sniffed at the fallen cow.
Furtive.
Feeling that the mystery was solved, the farmer raised his rifle to dispatch the threat.
Little did he know, the real threat hunkered on the horizon…
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I am busting up! This is so funny!!!!
Thanks! Have a fantastic Christmas!
You too! We’ll see if my genius kitties rip open their catnip gifts before Santa puts them in their stockings tomorrow morning… ripping paper open to reveal tasty and tantalizing gifts is a huge deal at the wildninja house!
Obi opened my nephew’s present. No catnip. And then I took the present away and rewrapped it. Nerve.
This is why you should never buy a farm next to a nuclear power plant.
Sage advice, indeed. Have a great Christmas!
This just keeps getting funnier!
How is it that you have ANY of this set-up left standing after just minutes??
They’ve been killing the cows and throwing the soldiers off the cliff for months now. We’re hoping they’ll lose interest completely by the time The Boy is ready for real scenery.