Nothing at all.
That’s what Oliver was doing, he says, when I heard someone jumping off the counter in the kitchen.
Why do I ask?
But what’s that behind you on the floor, kitten?
Perhaps the shrimp if left on the counter while I decided if the chicken I was eating would be enough for lunch? Yep.
And, since Kitten Thunder hates shrimp, we were both disappointed.
Kitten Thunder: Life lessons and cat tales 
Bubba’s not disappointed.