Young lady, we have to talk. You and The Boy were gone for years. Or at least several days. Sure, you had The Lori come and rub Obi’s belly. But it wasn’t the same. It wasn’t acceptable.
So why you thought it was okay to leave the house… It baffles the mind.
And before you go on about how you just went to the garage to clean out The Boy’s car, I have one thing to say: No! Sit! Stay.