Look, kid, we’re going to have to come to an understanding. We notice that there are certain times when you start crying.
Like when The Girl tries to eat. They’ve explained to you that she has to eat in order for you to eat, but that doesn’t seem to be getting through.
Another time is when I get cozy on MY Girl and want to take a nap. Well I’m not going to try to reason with you.
I’m just not budging.
If I have to share, you have to share.