In the middle of the night you might get up to go to the bathroom and decide that you do not need to tie the drawstring on your pajamas because you will soon be laying down again. Think again. It turns out that tying the drawstring is a vital step to keeping said string with your pajamas.
I’m not saying Kitten Thunder stole the string.
I am saying I found it in the cave in the living room this morning.
That is all.